Wish Upon a Fallen Tardis

lalagirgurl:

bluedragonkaiser:

dailylifeofadisneyfreak:

Waking up on November 1st is literally like walking through a door from Halloweentown to Christmastown

What’s this? What’s this? There’s décor everywhere. What’s this? There’s carols in the air. What’s this? I can’t believe my eyes it’s just November come on folks I mean I swear. What’s this?

I FREAKING READ IT IN JACKS VOICE 

cool cyberpunk tip

edwardspoonhands:

helioscentrifuge:

ranyakumo:

when referring to people, use “glitch” instead of “bitch”. call them glitches. say theyre being glitchy. not only do you get to avoid using a misogynistic slur, you can also imply that their negativity is an anomaly in the web grid of your life and thus needs to be patched

I REALLY LIKE THIS ACTUALLY

…I’m down…

jandjob:

*talks about celebrities on a first name basis as if we’re actually friends*

I want to be the queen.

I just got my ass handed to me by bread

Let’s use the bread maker I said…I will be fun it said. ..there is now way it could possibly go wrong I said…how long could it take to two loaves of bread. ..well
The first loaf was a cube and the bread machine’s paddle baked into the bread. And the second laggard a sinkhole in the middle. …I quit!

 bardbarrdy requested: Lancelot

 bardbarrdy requested: Lancelot

courtsorcerer:

bonus merlin looking completely broken hearted :( 

requested by take-me-to-a-time-of-magic