Waking up on November 1st is literally like walking through a door from Halloweentown to Christmastown
What’s this? What’s this? There’s décor everywhere. What’s this? There’s carols in the air. What’s this? I can’t believe my eyes it’s just November come on folks I mean I swear. What’s this?
I FREAKING READ IT IN JACKS VOICE
when referring to people, use “glitch” instead of “bitch”. call them glitches. say theyre being glitchy. not only do you get to avoid using a misogynistic slur, you can also imply that their negativity is an anomaly in the web grid of your life and thus needs to be patched
I REALLY LIKE THIS ACTUALLY
*talks about celebrities on a first name basis as if we’re actually friends*
Let’s use the bread maker I said…I will be fun it said. ..there is now way it could possibly go wrong I said…how long could it take to two loaves of bread. ..well
The first loaf was a cube and the bread machine’s paddle baked into the bread. And the second laggard a sinkhole in the middle. …I quit!